Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Meat Names
Expecting a child and can't think of a name? Why not give him or her the gift of a meat name? The following list will get you started:
-Angus, for those of scottish heritage.
-Kobe, the name may be trendy but the quality of kobe beef is timeless.
-Patty, a classic from the "what do you call someone with no arms and legs..." joke series.
-Chuck, see above.
-Frank, ditto.
-Salisbury, perhaps not for the ordinary parents but would work well for the child of British royalty or perhaps a celebrity.
-Reuben, ok, so it's a sandwich but there's still meat in there!
-Agnes, it means "lamb"
And for the vegetarians out there, here are some alternatives:
-Herb
-Pepper
-Saffron
-Francis Bean (apologies to Kurt Cobain, none to Courtney Love)
-Angus, for those of scottish heritage.
-Kobe, the name may be trendy but the quality of kobe beef is timeless.
-Patty, a classic from the "what do you call someone with no arms and legs..." joke series.
-Chuck, see above.
-Frank, ditto.
-Salisbury, perhaps not for the ordinary parents but would work well for the child of British royalty or perhaps a celebrity.
-Reuben, ok, so it's a sandwich but there's still meat in there!
-Agnes, it means "lamb"
And for the vegetarians out there, here are some alternatives:
-Herb
-Pepper
-Saffron
-Francis Bean (apologies to Kurt Cobain, none to Courtney Love)
# posted by Yossie @ 3:03 PM 
